Nice to know you're reading this, at least.

Adverts fail to engage majority of social networkers

You are, right?

The bar... apparently

The advert that just keeps going

It's a mystery

Why do the worst products have the best adverts?

Hello Boys!

Rubbish product (didn't for me, for some reason). Never rated the line that much, either.

Mind you, it did result in cars crashing (apparently). And, possibly, awesome sales figures. Maybe even the odd award (though possibly the PR guys deserved it more).

Go figure.

Let the flames begin!

Advertising agencies withdraw from 2012 Olympics contract over sponsorship fee

The was a time when you were paid pitch fees.

Pay peanuts. Get monkeys. Charge fees, get...?

Gazing...

Does fashion advertising represent anything other than a very odd place few empathise with?

No.

But enough make enough money to keep the whole sorry thing spinning on its perfect, pierced navel.

And writing about it.